
+"Is this how to a Baby Check"?
-"No Grandmother, that is not a proper Baby Check."
+"I never was good with technology."
A Twenty First Century Decorative Peepshow

Sometimes you need to perform a Baby Check even when it seems as if the Baby Check should wait until a more appropriate time. Lucky for us, the lovely bride chose to put the reception on hold while she performed the very first formal Baby Check in history. Not only was it the first formal Baby Check, but it was also the first one on the east coast. This was also the the only Baby Check that scored a perfect 100 points. The Management was so happy with the results of Baby Check: The Berkshires Addition, they are considering moving shop back east. We may also be ending our policy of "Casual Friday". Flip flops are now unacceptable, bow ties are encouraged.