Election Week Baby Check!!

As you can see this was a successful Baby Check. Although we always prefer a real baby, President Willie is still technically a puppy, so we filed for an exemption and a temporary permit was granted. Luckily, this crisis was averted, but we had to work our way passed outdated and draconian laws and grease the palms of corrupt officials to get the Baby Check done. We need change!!! We need to have a more efficient and more flexible government that can use new technologies to streamline the Baby Check processes. We need more transparency and oversight of the Baby Check industry. We need to give tax credits to those companies that keep the Baby Checks in the country and stop sending our Baby Checks overseas! Being that this is an election week, we urge you to vote for the candidate that you believe can reach across the isle and work with both parties to ensure swift resolution when we have a Baby Check crisis (such as this evenings). If you want your children to have the same Baby Checks as you had growing up, please make your voice heard and vote "Pro-Baby Check" on November 4th!!