Thursday, May 8, 2008

Heaven?

+Mom.
-Yes dear.
+When I die, will I go to Heaven?
-No.
+Why not?
-You're a rubber duck.
+Don't rubber ducks go to heaven?
-No.
+Why not?
-It's very complicated.
+Oh. I am confused.
-Welcome to the big leagues kid. Can I fix you a sandwich?
+Sure.

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