Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Hot Dog Quota


I have a hot dog quota. If I don't have enough hot dogs the world can quickly become unstable and start falling apart around me. We all know they are made of pig snouts and ear lobes but once it's all processed and packaged uniformly in a non threatening pink color it's all good. It's also one of the only foods that no one has tried to improve upon. Not that they don't offer variety, but no one has made "extreme" dogs, or "power" dogs, of "fitness" dogs. Everybody seems to be in agreement that hot dogs are just fine how they are. I would have to agree. Sausages are good to. Especially the "fitness" sausages.

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